Have a laugh

More than once, I’ve been accused of being a touch serious when it comes to religion. And it’s true! Religious types can be a bit stodgy sometimes, but we have a great example in Jesus. He went to weddings and dinner parties, and hung out with folks who knew how to have a good time. And sometimes we just need a laugh, especially when we’ve only seen the sun for a few hours in the last few weeks. So here are a few “Dad Jokes” for your afternoon.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “do you know how to drive this thing?”

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

I hope you enjoyed at least a couple of these!

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